All in the family

Tomorrow calls for another trip to Springfield for a family reunion. Before the BBQ the necessary wedding errands must be completed, namely picking up the groom's ring and meeting with the DJ to make sure his idea of a good time doesn't involve the hokey pokey or the macarena. I'm glad I don't normally commute underground 'cause Government Center was what I reckon the pits of hell to be like. I thought they at least used to have those big fans going, but this summer I've seen nothing. It's quite oppressive down there. I think that the Dunks stand is behind it all--yes, make them severely dehydrated while they wait forever for a T so they are forced to buy our coffee coolattas or die!